According to Actor, Comedian, and Conspiracy Theoreist (i.e. not reporter or Intelligence Operative) Richard Belzer, Rupert Murdoch is compiling a list of all the women former President Bill Clinton slept with. Belzer says that Murdoch would use such a list in the election if Hillary were the democratic nominee.

Merle Haggard said that Hillary might have gotten a little whiff of weed when she went on to Willie Nelson’s Tour bus, Haggard said he was on the bus at the same time Hillary was.  Willie Nelson’s infamous tour bus is the one the cops pull over because it spews marijuana stench as it travels the highway.