It seems that Hillary Clinton has found a new voice, one that speaks to the bitter, bible and gun clinging, white folk of the small towns across America.  In Pennsylvania, she exclaimed how her father or grandfather, or somewhere there-abouts, taught her how to fire a gun.  Of course she didn’t mention the numerous times she supported means that went beyond gun control, and in lieu of not caring about facts I won’t bother to find such evidence to support my conclusion.  She’s gone beyond here redneck roots and on too more pervasive arguments for why she should be President, like the fact that she can drink.  When she labeled Obama as the candidate ‘we’d all be comfortable having a beer with,’ and that’s how the nation decided to elect our most honored and venerated President Bush - which we can’t have anymore of, what does she go and do after degenerating Obama?  She drinks beer, and downs some Crown Royale.  She portends on the campaign trail how at every rally she goes to she sees little girls, whose daddies tell them, “look honey what you can achieve.”  I am sure that same daddy is sitting with his daughter in front of the nightly news-ified television screen saying, “look honey one day you can drink like that too!”

Her incessant pandering to these Reagan Democrats / Republicans / Moderates / Slash Retards (as some would say I have just labeled myself a retard for being a moderate as well, I would say I rule with reason, no matter the moderation) doesn’t end with a few stories about her toting a gun, back in the day, or her ability to drink; she needs to show America that she can contend with the figureheads of this National Small Town Folk movement, she needs to go on O’Reilly (hosts The Factor, Fox News, and don’t worry I didn’t link to O’Reilly).  Her appearance on O’Reilly would make her the worst of the worst of Politicians.  It’s not because I don’t like O’Reilly, I don’t like Hannity more, or appearing on his show makes you a low-life but her ability basically lie to the American people is becoming so egregious that she just might be President.  When you go on O’Reilly your making a statement, that, here I am the most liberal human being running for President trying to garner votes from people who are easily led in the direction they are told to go (and yes I just said that).

When I say lie, I mean she tells you one thing and then does another, if that’s not lying then purple unicorns do really exists and all this time, I’ve been missing out.  I find no evidence of Obama doing this, but he isn’t the sharpest tool in the tool shed either, with McCain probably being the dullest - the tool you used to use before it finally broke, and to continue the analogy, because it’s fun, Hillary is the tool you always manage to cut yourself with.  The pinnacle that may be, rather is, the ultimate idiocy of the Hillary Clinton Campaign, is that she posits that the Primary vote held in Michigan should in some way count towards her campaign.  Let’s take a look at this from a morale standard: without answering the question with a question, is it morally acceptable and responsible to accept the vote of the state where only one person was on the ballot, when in fact there were multiple candidates for the same office?  Umm… No.  So, by advocating for the inclusion of the vote, in Michigan Hillary Clinton is being immoral.  And why, by the light of Godhimself, would one want to elect a person who is immoral.  To quell the argument that is sure developing from bowels on upwards, is Obama immoral for being listening to a crazy guy?  Umm… No.  The difference is that Obama listened to immorality, but did not act in an immoral manner.  Clinton didn’t even need to hear the immorality before she started speaking and acting for it.

UPDATE:  I forgot to mention, when the Republicans attack Obama and help Clinton, they are hurting themselves.  Clinton is the one taking away the small town vote.  These people, traditionally Conservative and at least Moderate, are breaking for Clinton, not Obama.  This easily led flock is being led by Clinton to her side, and when the Republicans drive more of them towards Clinton by attacking Obama they are making the situation worse for themselves, come November.  Limbaugh, Hannity, the folks over at Hot Air target Obama on a daily basis, with the underlying hope that Hillary will win the nomination.  What they don’t understand that in the end more people will like Hillary then they do the Republican’s own candidate.